Then tell him to pick only one

Carpet guy jokes on dating

To knock the penises off the smart ones. One to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. Raising the feet, for the woman to pass the vacuum cleaner on the carpet. The one below is my favorite.

They take alot of lip and they dont talk back. He still ends up with the same boss. In the middle the room, under the carpet, was a bump. Because we hate bitches but we love us some pussy.

Because men are so irritating. He wanted to see the floor show.

Because men are so

He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer. Throw him the remote control.

What's the difference between a man and E. Because if they all went, it would be called hell. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. There is a lot more carpet jokes and rug humor out there on the Internet than I would ever have imagined.

He wanted to

Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. They're stuck in adolescence. He buys two cases of beer instead of one. As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. So men can understand them.

Even came up with one after watching the guys in a oil-change outfit working in a pit under my car. Cause men do all the thinking and women do all the talking. Well then how about this pun from Kappit. Big Foot has been spotted several times. So men can be open minded.